Maximilian Jordan

[Benzin]

Yeah, I never buckled up. Click it or ticket was bullshit. They never caught me anyhow, how would they catch me now?

I smoke to the filter, I drink to the last drop, I don't buckle up, and most of all I don't listen to insecure losers who need to hide behind "fraternity" and a cheap plastic gasmask. I'm no badass, but If you'll excuse my choice of words for a second, I'm definitely no sheep. My name is Max Jordan and no ones going to take that from me even for a second. I've never received as much as a beating since they took over, and if it ever comes to blows I'm not letting them land a hit without a fight. I'm not like all those other suckers out there kowtow-ing to the losers in charge. My rule of life sees it this way: whosoever is in charge of governing the people has to have some sort of crazy mental disorder to be able to do what they do, and I'm not about to let my life be taken over by a bunch of meth-riddled pencil-pushing nerds and highschool football team rejects.

This piece of paper? Yeah. Its a sign of my individuality and unwillingness to submit to the powers that be, thats just one more thing this precious one-world government can't take from me. I've never served time in jail before, why am I going to start now?

Want to hear a joke? Civil Protection knocks at my door, I jump out the window. Miscount is called on the sector and they presume I'm dead. Next day I'm in the ration line and -bam-, I'm walking home ration in my hand. This bureaucracy is so splintered its not even funny anymore. I wish things were this easy back in the good ol' U.S. of A.

Hey, you looking for something, kid? I've got exactly what you need. Breen's private reserve isn't as private as he'd wish; turgid old codpiece has another thing coming if he thinks he's got control over what the fuck I choose to drink thats for sure. I'm Max Jordan and no one's telling me what I put in my body.

Tell 'em I'm Max Jordan, they'll never take it from me; clean the wax out of your ears kid, fuckin' disgraceful.

[Jacksonian]

I read this a little while ago, but forgot to think think about it until now. This story seems to flow really well, and I like the brevity of it. It's nice to see a citizen with an attitude that isn't seething with the aroma of a Mary Sue.

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